Seriously the dude who thinks he's telling jokes needs to shut the fuck all the way up. If no one is laughing, it's because it's not funny, and therefore not a joke.
I've traveled to Australia several times over the years. There's some nice, attractive, decent women there but too many are raving feminazi cunts, gold diggers or drug addicts. It also depends on which province you visit. NSW and Victoria are all fucked up. Queensland is a mixed bag. The rest are fine imo.
Why this persists is beyond me ... FFS!!!!